Bad Behavior - How NOT to Use Twitter

47 Points

Lately, it seems like just about everyone wants to tell you the RIGHT way to use Twitter. They want to tell you how often you should tweet, what services and applications you should use, what kinds of people you should follow and how you should go about getting your own Twitter followers.

Thing is: they're all wrong. Well, not "wrong," persay. But they're wrong in assuming that there is one, single, "right way" to use Twitter. One of the things that makes Twitter such an amazing service with so much potential is the fact that everyone seems to use it in a different way. With a few...

How to Get Yourself Banned From Twitter

-22 Points

So you've just heard about this "Twitter" thing and you're all juiced up to get online and start twitting [sic] the world with intimate details of your stomach's imminent contents and updates on the status of your dog's recent neutering (poor thing).

But wait! Before you're even on a roll, you find yourself suddenly unable to log in to Twitter.

Nooooo! Now how will you ask the world how to choose a flavor of ice cream to buy? Surely, you tell yourself, there must be some mistake. But no, it's the hard, cold truth - your Twitter account has been banned - er, suspended. But...